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quotes[0]='Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Aristotle</span>'

quotes[1]='There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Marguerite Gardiner Blessington</span>'

quotes[2]='Beauty is everywhere a welcome guest.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe</span>'

quotes[3]='Being pretty on the inside means you don\'t hit your brother and you eat all your peas. That\'s what my grandma taught me.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Elizabeth Heller</span>'

quotes[4]='Accept everything about yourself. I mean everything. You are you and that is the begginning and the end. No apologies. No regrets.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Clark Moustakas</span>'

quotes[5]='Beauty is only skin deep, but it\'s a valuable asset if you\'re poor or haven\'t any sense.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Kim Hubbard</span>'

quotes[6]='I\'m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin\-deep. That\'s deep enough. What do you want... an adorable pancreas?<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Jean Kerr</span>'

quotes[7]='You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul\'s own doing.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Marie Carmichael Stopes</span>'

quotes[8]='The secret of good health lies in successful adjustment to changing stresses on the body.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Harry J. Johnson</span>'

quotes[9]='To insure good health\: Eat lightly, breathe deeply, live moderately, cultivate cheerfulness, and maintain an interest in life.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-William Londen</span>'

quotes[10]='The hair is the richest ornament of women.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Martin Luther</span>'

quotes[11]='Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Greek Proverb</span>'

quotes[12]='It\'s not the hair on your head that matters. It\'s the kind of hair you have inside.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Garry Shandling</span>'

quotes[13]='The time to relax is when you don\'t have time for it.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Sidney J. Harris</span>'

quotes[14]='Self knowers always dwell in El Dorado\; they drink from the fountain of youth, and are at all times owners of all they wish to enjoy.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Claude M. Bristol</span>'

quotes[15]='Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Mark Twain</span>'

quotes[16]='If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don\'t be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning \"Good morning\" at total strangers.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Maya Angelou</span>'

quotes[17]='Good looks are a snare that every sensible man would like to be caught in.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Oscar Wilde</span>'

quotes[18]='Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Jean Cocteau</span>'

quotes[19]='I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Chinese Proverb</span>'

quotes[20]='The grand essentials of happiness are\: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Allan K. Chalmers</span>'

quotes[21]='The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Eleanor Roosevelt</span>'

quotes[22]='Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-James Barrie</span>'

quotes[23]='Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Miss Piggy</span>'

quotes[24]='Gravitation cannot be held responsible for falling in love.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Albert Einstein</span>'

quotes[25]='I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn\'t itch.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Gilda Radner</span>'

quotes[26]='If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Beau Brummel</span>'

quotes[27]='Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Faith Whittlesey</span>'

quotes[28]='Beauty is an ecstasy; it is as simple as hunger. There is really nothing to be said about it. It is like the perfume of a rose: you can smell it and that is all.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-W. Somerset Maugham</span>'

quotes[29]='Beauty does not ensnare men\; they ensnare themselves.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Chinese Proverb</span>'

quotes[30]='Expect state\-of\-the\-art service from Teddie\'s. We\'re committed to your beauty and wellness.<br /> <span class="text-italic">-Teddie Kossof</span>'


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